1) "Jimmy" doesn't know how to zip his jeans.
2) The copy machine is my worst enemy. We have a hate/hate relationship where I am ultimately always the loser.
3) Watch out for the single dads.
4) A hug can be the difference maker that changes everything.
5) The laughter of little boys in the bathroom is a mystery..."WHAT is going on in there and why is it so funny??"
6) Sometimes the parents need the reassuring smile more than the child does. "Yea, I've got this. Go, get your grocery list checked off. Your child already loves me...I can tell by the way she is hugging the back of my legs, k? Everything is fine..and by everything, I mean you."
7) By the end of the day my feet are killing me but my heart is full.
8) Every little girl has something sparkly on the first day. Shoes, shirts, backpacks, keychains, hair clips, shoe laces, pencils, earrings, glitter tattoos...but mostly, their eyes light up and sparkle when you notice the sparkly thing that they have secretly been wanting you to notice since they walked in the classroom.
9) Document cameras are the ish and the kids are mesmerized by them. Jackpot baby.
10) I can do anything through Christ who strengthens me.
11) My organizational skills are being honed and perfected.
12) I crave something warm and caffeinated around 2:15. Or just some sort of adrenaline rush.
13) 6 and 7 years olds think I smell great. Viva la Juicy.
14) We all win with recess.
15 I have this irrational fear that my class will be the ones to set fire to the room, 'cause a whole school mutiny or stab each other with the freshly sharpened pencils their parents bought.
16) Teaching is the letting loose of my pent up loving/nurturing/helping side. I get to provide a safe and homey place for people (well, little people)... and my heart thrives on that.
17) Clorox wipes are money.
18) Um, they can't remember the flag salute.
19) There are kids who fart and get embarrassed. And then there are the repeat offenders, who the cafeteria staff know: "are not allowed to participate in 'Taco Tuesday' or 'Burritos & Beans' on Fridays."
20) The fact that I own a skateboard makes me the coolest teacher, like, ever.
Haha & Amen,
Miss Adams